As female lover of all things Theatre and Literature, the ramblings that spew forth from my fingers often boggle my mind. So without further ado, I shall attempt to express myself through poetry, quotes pictures and all around frivolity.
My love of theatre and literature is my own. Every interpretation and opinion is my own. Please do not be offended by anything that is written, as it is my own opinion and no one is forcing you to hold the same ideals.
So just a forewarning, sexuality being a large piece of who I am there will be long discussions and pictures that may not be suitable for those under the age of 18. Please be sure to use your discretion when reading and looking.
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple. So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
imagine everyone on the enterprise treating uhura like everyone on tumblr treats natalie dormer
imagine jim telling spock that “uhura could literally kick me in the shins, spit on my face, and take the captains chair away from me and i’d probably be like ‘okay thank you do you want a footrub your eyes are so pretty’”
watching torchwood and in the flesh was so gratifying because it actually had canon gay couples like wow!?!?!! what is this feeling inside of me, this excitement and ramped-up emotional pain from seeing the people i ship actUALLY KISS AND ADMIT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER